April  5, 2002

The Boy Who Cried Mutant
 Their once was a lonely little shepherd boy at his post waiting for it to come.  It came every night to eat a sheep, but he could do nothing to stop the animal.  It was bigger than him and stronger than him.  It wasn’t always like this though, that was before the creation of Chemical Y.
 Jo-Jack Jensen was a tricky little boy, always pulling pranks  on people and not doing what he was supposed to.  It is no wonder he got a job as a shepherd, sitting around on a quiet hill not doing anything and in the end, getting paid.  The only time he had to work was when this pesky, little wolf ran through the field looking for under sized sheep to kill.  Jo-Jack could easily chase him away, but he sure didn't like to leave his seat on the hill.
 Besides this small problem there had been sightings of mutants around the woods on the other side of the town.  This spooked the towns people so much that they hired some of the brightest scientist from the Veden section of Sweden.  They were working in extreme secret on how to turn these mutants from the woods into normal creatures.  The only reason he knew was because he found air holes in the ground around the hill that the scientists were working in secret.  Knowing him it was impossible for Jo-Jack to resist listening.  They were making some sort of super steroid that made the muscles on the user gargantuan, making them able to fight a mutant.  The scientists were stupid enough though to leave a bottle of the stuff out by the window.  It was like the chemical was served on a silver platter, all he needed was to get the scientists out of there.  The perfect idea came into his mind.  Without thinking he screeched, “MUTANT, MUTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  The scientists, eager to try out chemical y, each gulped down a bottle and ran out to the hill.  The problem was that they drank the bottles down, leaving none to steal.  The scientists came out and looked pretty normal but were confused and walked away wondering what happened.  The next time he tried to pull this off he made sure that there was more than enough on the table.  He cried, “ Mutant, Mutant!!!!!”  The scientists gulped down all but five.  Jo-Jack decided to take all of them.  The scientists came out again looking not much stronger.  They realized it was a hoax again and walked away angry.  The shepard took the chemiclas and was to drink it when had and idea, “Why don’t I give it to the sheeep so they defend themselves.  He gave each sheep a spoonful.  But the chemical didn’t work right away so he figured it would work by tonight.  But the chemical didn’t and by the time the wolf came he ate every one and got all the chemical into him.  So now he is stronger than anything.