The Three Ghetto Pigs

Walter Dean Myers Style

    Yo, once upon a time there were these three ghetto pigs that lived in the slums of Philly. Their mother wanted them to go out into the world, and get out of her crib. So the three ghetto pigs went out to find a place of their own. The first ghetto pig’s name was Xavier and he built a ricked little shack. The second ghetto pig’s name was Tyrone and lived broken trailer. Finally, the last ghetto pig’s name was Rayvon that lived in his mansion on the out scertes of the slums. Now that ain’t all there is to this little tale I’m ‘bout to tell ya’ll. There was this evil wolf who in the pigs case wanted to make them into pork chops. The wolf’s name was the big  black wolf from the dirty south he is representing the ATL. So this is how this story go’s. The big black wolf drove up from the ATL in his drop top ferri, he walked up to the first ghetto pig Xavier’s shack and said, “Yo ghetto pig let me in,” growled the wolf

 “What do you mean dog?”

 “Or I’ll huff and puff and blow your house in,”

 “What you mean blow my house in dog.” asked Xavier. The wolf sawed in anger.

 “Never mind,”so the black wolf blew his house down.

 “Oooo so this is what you mean I’ll blow your house in.” So the pig ran into his Beamer X5, and drove to his brother Tyrone’s trailer with the wolf following the pig close behind. The ghetto pig ran into the trailer.

 “Let me in. let me in.” replied the wolf.

          Tyrone said, “Not by the hare of my chiny chin chin, fine then lil bra. “I'll huff and ill puff and ill blow your house in.”

          “ What you mean blow my house in. never mind.”

 So when the trailer fell they got in the Beamer X5, with the big black wolf following right behind them. So there off to Rayvon’s crib on the outer region of the slums of Philly. And Rayvon is the smart ghetto pig that has a mint pad and the nicest pig out of all the brothers. Now Tyrone and Xavier are of to there last brothers house. So they were looking around for the big black wolf, but he was know place to be found. He had already gone threw a short cut in the out skerts to try to beat the ghetto pigs even though they got away about five minutes before he got his car to start. But it was to late the pigs have already made it.

            “Way are you guess so out of breath,”

            “Because the big black wolf was chasing us.

            “But you know that know body can get in my house,”

            “Well that is true big brother.”

            “Bang Bang Bang,”

             “Who is it,”

             “It is i the big black wolf and i have come for you ghetto pigs.”

             “Oh we are so scared of you mr. wolf, sarcasticly” the three pigs sad”.

            “So are you pigs going to let me in or not.”

            “Well.... NO. ha,ha,ha.”

            “You evil ghetto pigs, know ill huff and puff and blow your house in, i mean down.”

               So he huffed and puffed, and puffed and huffed, but could still not blow the house down.

               “Ha, i don’t hear you anymore wolfy.”

                 But meanwhile up on the roof of the ghetto pigs house the wolf was planing to slid right down the smoke stack. he thought to him self if santa could do it, so can i. So he dropped down into the house and then said

                 “Hi ghetto pi,”

                   He stopped his sentence and then with a happy little voice “what is scrunches smell,”

 and then Rayvon with his eyes in a shimmer.

                  “We are about to have a black wolf dinner, i mean buffet, stupid rhymes.”

                      So know the three ghetto pigs are are living in peace, but the big black wolf on the other hand is just something else.

The End